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"January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time! 😅💸 Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? ❄️💰 #JanuaryCheapskate"

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91 shares on Reddit this month:

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Welcome to Netflix. We have every movie but the one you actually want to watch.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

I think God’s next test for me should be, “Can he handle a ridiculous amount of money.”

21 shares on YouTube this month:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

Being a reader means voluntarily signing up for fictional heartbreak, and then recommending the pain to others.

79 shares on Discord this month:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

25 shares on Threads this month:

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

I told ChatGPT about us.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.

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I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

Making waves on Twitch:

Life isn’t funny, why should my posts be?

Shared recently on Discord:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Going viral on TikTok:

Kettlebells? I thought you said kettle chips.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

Oh, to live in an apartment alone and do whatever I want.

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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