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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not too sure any more.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.