I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February. Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.” Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too. Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.