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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

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My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

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People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once and a while to remind yourself of why you don’t go out.

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If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.

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Oh, that gap on my resume is from when I was the architect of my own hell.

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Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

I went from dancing with myself in the 80s to talking to myself now.

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

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The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly.

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

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Therapy? You mean birdwatching.

“Is this a joke to you?” Unfortunately, everything is a little bit of a joke to me.

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

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Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

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