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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.

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I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.