I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Either way, you're in for a real 'knead' and twist! ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค Iโd be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, Iโd be like, โOkay, my turn.โ Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Tensing up so the masseuse doesnโt win. It’s not magic, but I bet you are reading this post with one leg on top of the other.