I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

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People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?