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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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Be useless, so nobody can use you.

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I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

41 shares on Pinterest this month:

Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

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Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

54 shares on Discord this month:

If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

60 shares on Threads this month:

Being a writer means having a story you want everyone in the world to read, except anyone who knows you.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Don’t think of it as losing followers, think of it as frustrating bots to the point they go away.

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It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

Just shared via Twitch:

“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

Going bananas on Slack:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Trending via Instagram:

So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

Don’t be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol.

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

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