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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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College core: you sit in the class for attendance, then go home and teach yourself.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

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Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

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Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Stop dating if you have no car.

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The collective noun for a group of narcissists should be an ‘egosystem’.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Those who still fit in their wedding dresses years later haven’t been making enough effort eating.

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Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

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Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

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Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

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Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

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I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Not being able to teleport is a huge inconvenience for me.

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It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

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