I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.
I don't even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

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Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! πŸŽ…πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ Let’s just hope Santa doesn’t have CCTV footage of that incident. πŸ“ΉπŸ˜‚ Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🀭🎁

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