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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

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That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

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Cheesecake dislikers are attention seekers.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

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Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

88 shares on TikTok this month:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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Solitude never hits you with unsolicited opinions.

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I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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You can’t fix stupid, but you can watch it in action on social media every day.

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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The 69 obsession turning into 67 is a recession indicator.

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Stephen King’s It is the bone chilling story about adults who are forced to spend time with their childhood friends.

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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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Later is the best time to do anything.

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I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself. No one likes a braggart.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

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I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

I have to pee. Story of my life.

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