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I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”…

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”…

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"Who knew shoes could be vegan too! 🤔🌱 Guess these kicks won't be asking for a snack anytime soon… Unless they develop a taste for tofu! 😂👟 #PlantPoweredFashion"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, before, box, feed, footwear, humor, i, joke, just, never, new, over, sh, vegan on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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