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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

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I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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61 shares on Slack this month:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

77 shares on Telegram this month:

There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

91 shares on Threads this month:

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

20 shares on Slack this month:

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

45 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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I only go on LinkedIn to see what my coworkers looked like 15 years ago.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Spotted on Threads:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

This coffee is not coffeeing the way I need it to be coffeeing.

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I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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I really thought impromptu dance-offs were going to be more common.

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If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

The horror: “Come on, I’ll introduce you to everyone.”

I decided not to go for a run today because of the weather, but mostly because of the running.

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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