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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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What genius called it road rage and not locomotive?

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My life coach traded me.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.