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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know I’m mad when I start talking to myself about it.

98 shares on Facebook this month:

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

44 shares on Discord this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

42 shares on TikTok this month:

Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.

70 shares on Slack this month:

To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

24 shares on X this month:

Who’s going to run in movies when Tom Cruise retires?

94 shares on Facebook this month:

No, you’re not a “prompt engineer,” you’re a sloperator.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

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Hey, boy, are you the worst-case scenario? Because you’re all I think about.

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One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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Making waves on X:

Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Trending via Instagram:

Can’t. I’m busy taking this Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of potato I am.

Making waves on WeChat:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Relationships are only serious when photos are posted by a man.

Trending via Telegram:

There’s really nothing as pathetic as watching a sad little man argue with Grok in hopes of manipulating the conversation to get an answer he wants.

Making waves on Reddit:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Making waves on X:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Going viral on YouTube:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.

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Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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