I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough. Funny Quotes October 14, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example. Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.
