I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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In my opinion, those who go jogging on a Sunday morning certainly don’t have a comfortable sofa.

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The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

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I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.