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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so…

I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so…

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Sounds like you're ready to floss those fashion skills! 😜💃

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clothing, dental, dental floss, fashion, floss, hot, humor, i, joke, lingerie, put, red, wanted, wear on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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