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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Spotted on TikTok:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

Trending via Instagram:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

Just shared via Facebook:

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

Trending via Messenger:

That looks like a problem for someone else.

Trending via Facebook:

(Seeing the guy next to me reading a novel) You know, none of that happened, right?

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

Shared recently on Threads:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Just landed via Twitch:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Playful quote about privacy and self-love, with a humorous twist on social media habits.

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51 shares on Telegram this month:

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

10 shares on Threads this month:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

53 shares on Slack this month:

April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

The peace of not knowing.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

36 shares on Threads this month:

It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

34 shares on Messenger this month:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Spotted on Twitch:

Making waves on YouTube:

My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

Going bananas on X:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Just landed via Twitch:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Just landed via Slack:

Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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