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It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

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The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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My spirit animal is chasing his own tail.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?