If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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A gentleman always straightens out the vending machine after shaking it.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.