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If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was…

If you get bitten by a snake and you’re not sure if it was…

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Testing snake bites: the ultimate patience challenge! 🐍⏳😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, answer, bite, death, die, give, humor, joke, poison, should, simply, snake, sure, survival, wait on Aug 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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