I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

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Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.

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Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.