Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has downloaded:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,774

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Snapchat:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Making waves on Discord:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

Making waves on Snapchat:

You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Shared recently on Slack:

Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

Going viral on Telegram:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Just shared via Threads:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Live now on WhatsApp:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

Spotted on Telegram:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Ever since I turned 20, someone is always in Japan or Italy. Is it like this forever?

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

1 month ago

Witty quote about balancing fun with knowing too much, playful and humorous tone.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Facts and fun are fighting a constant battle in my brain, but the fun part usually sneaks in a victory lap around Friday evening! 🧠🎉😂

attitude, enjoyment, fact, facts, fun, humor, information, just, knowing, knowledge, nice, time, trying

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Random Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

76 shares on Telegram this month:

People be like “I love your energy” – then drain it.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

90 shares on YouTube this month:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

42 shares on WeChat this month:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

You cannot trust me at a zoo because I’ll release the animals.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Revenge? No. I just post hot selfies and let the algorithm do God’s work.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Who called it a missed phone call from your parents and not a boomer rang?

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I can’t wait to hit my 80s & run for Congress.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Hot singles over 40 in your area are curious what you use for joint pain and inflammation.

Trending via WhatsApp:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Just shared via Slack:

Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Trending via Threads:

The goal is to make your therapist cry.

Trending via Pinterest:

When I say “I’m open to feedback” I mean “I accept compliments.”

Just landed via Instagram:

Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Shaking my head like an Etch a Sketch to get my thoughts right.

Going viral on Instagram:

I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨