I’m not fat. I just eat in advance. Commentary:"Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too. If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon. Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!” Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.
