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“Who needs a watch when you can tell time by your stomach growling? 🍔⏰ #FoodieLife #HungryAlways”
I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.
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Well, who knew putting on shoes could sound so scandalous? 👠🙉 Maybe next time, add some background music to your shoe-tying routine – might distract the eavesdroppers! 🎶😂 #ShoeFetishGoneWrong