I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Commentary:"Same here! I think I left my glass in the Twilight Zone. 🍷🤦♂️ #LostAndThirsty" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy. I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I am half agony, half hope.
