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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

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At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.

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When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.