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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

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There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

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Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

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I’m saving money on rent by moving into an abandoned cobweb.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

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Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

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Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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Trying to explain to my cat why she can’t jump off the balcony, even though I want to as well.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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Without freedom of speech we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Happy new fear!

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Some nights I stay up hella late just farting.

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

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I speak my mind, cause it hurts when I bite my tongue.

There are no laws against pineapples on pizza.

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Don’t forget to look directly into the sun for at least 10 minutes per day because that’s where all the vitamins are.

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