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"Me trying to handle my haters while struggling to spell 'definitely' correctly 🧐🤷‍♂️ Just remember, haters gonna hate but I'm gonna spell 'definitely' right! 💁‍♂️🎩"

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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2 months ago

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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2 months ago

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The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

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2 months ago

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I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

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2 months ago

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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2 months ago

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A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

76 shares on TikTok this month:

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.”

48 shares on Discord this month:

I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells.

64 shares on Discord this month:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

67 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

10 shares on Threads this month:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

55 shares on YouTube this month:

Giving people access to the internet was a massive mistake.

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What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

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An alcoholic morning show host becoming Secretary of War is some Kurt Vonnegut shit.

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My hobbies include saying, “I’m so tired,” and then staying up for three more hours doing nothing.

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Flirting back when you’re bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Going viral on WeChat:

This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

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