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I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

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Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

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When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

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You know you don’t have to give your bathroom a beach theme, there’s no law.

Going bananas on Slack:

When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

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The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

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My mom and all her opinions are visiting this weekend.

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Three words no parent ever wants to hear when dropping their kid at a play date: “Come on in.”

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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McDonald’s needs a 3rd window so you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you.

In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

17 shares on WeChat this month:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

77 shares on Threads this month:

Opening a bakery and calling it “I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough.”

51 shares on WeChat this month:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

96 shares on Threads this month:

Think I’ll get high enough to find out if there’s a God. Stay tuned.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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One pretty important part of being a dad is walking faster than the rest of your family through an airport.

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Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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There should be bloopers at the end of horror films to relax the viewer before sleeping.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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Welcome to middle age. “I carried a watermelon” has gone from a movie quote to something you tell your orthopedist.

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I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

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Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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In university, you are either struggling academically, financially, emotionally, or all three.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

This year, the feliz is not navidading.

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

I love when men remind me I’m evil because sometimes I be thinking I’m losing my spark.

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

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