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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat…

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat…

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When your car needs a snack but you're all out of oil, just let it nibble on that curb 🍽️😂🚗💥

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, car, curb, driving, feed, humor, joke, little, okay, sometimes, treat on Jul 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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