Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've found the secret to job security! π»π€π€£ Related Funny Quotes π€ Sorry I didn’t respond to your message, I got stuck in a cloud while skydiving and lived for 72 days by drinking rain and eating birds that flew too close. Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.” I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story. Just gonna drink light beers today, because I donβt wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times. Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.