Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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My husband has entered the “fun socks” years.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

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The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.