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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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If you can’t handle me at my weirdest, then leave, because it gets weirder.

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If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

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I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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I have to work because the baby is expensive. (I’m the baby.)