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Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

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I’m like the Temu version of a well-functioning adult.

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Every time you give someone the benefit, they deliver the doubt.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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Being strange is exhausting.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

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I’m only staying up until midnight on New Year’s to watch that bloody year die.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like I’m fundamentally unlovable.

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

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“I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually.

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Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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