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When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

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Too many losers and not enough people telling them they’re losers.

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Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

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All women want is to consistently annoy one handsome man forever.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.