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I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

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If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.