My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The only constant in my life are the accidental screenshots of my lock screen. The difference between the kids table and the adults table during holiday dinners is that there is much more screaming, crying, and arguing at the adults table. Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter. The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up. My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?