My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppMy sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic. “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad. My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother. You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.