My superpower is embarrassing myself.

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone unlocked the secret superhero level of social awkwardness! 💥🦸‍♂️ But hey, turning embarrassing moments into great stories is definitely a talent too! 🤣🙈 #SuperheroOfAwkwardness”

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