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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Coolest part about starting a new job is the immunity to disease you get for 3 months till you get sick days.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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Making her wear those remote-controlled vibrating panties in public so I can inform her when I’m tired and want to leave the party.

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

They should invent a day where it all makes sense.

Elsa froze her entire kingdom instead of dealing with her feelings. I respect that level of avoidance.

Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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