New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

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Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.