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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

Anyone know how to grow a money tree?

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

65 shares on YouTube this month:

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

18 shares on Telegram this month:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

78 shares on Instagram this month:

My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

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Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

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Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with “Jesus Christ”.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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Not to brag, but I can put my socks on without sitting down.

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When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

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Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Only a fool would use the toothbrush the dentist gives you. You think the dentist would freely hand you the tools that would keep them away?

A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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