No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNo one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Shorts should be half the price of pants. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options. Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.
