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"I guess you could say I'm the unofficial Mosquito Whisperer 🦟 Shorts may not be my best look, but at least I've got backup dancers wherever I go! 💃 #MosquitoMagnate"

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20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love your niche references! Are you typically ignored in large groups, by any chance?

67 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

27 shares on Facebook this month:

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

16 shares on Reddit this month:

God: “I’m all-knowing but I’d rather be all-forgetting.”

46 shares on Telegram this month:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

34 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone’s gangsta till you’re waiting on your dog to poop.

11 shares on X this month:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Sharing wired earphones is a forgotten form of intimacy.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

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Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

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There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

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The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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My mom always used to tell me that I look cute when I sleep. My boss has a different opinion.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

You can always tell when a man’s mustache is performative and not representative of his true spirit.

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

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