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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

Just shared via Threads:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

Trending via Reddit:

GTA6 should have streams and wetlands so we can work to conserve and restore them.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Seen just now on X:

The only thing limiting what you can put in a sandwich is your imagination and the laws of physics.

Just landed via Reddit:

Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

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If we’re living in a dystopian nightmare, where the hell is my housekeeping robot?

67 shares on Threads this month:

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

72 shares on WeChat this month:

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

23 shares on Messenger this month:

That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

40 shares on Snapchat this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

39 shares on X this month:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

88 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The first bowl of cereal makes you want a second, but the second makes you wish you stopped at the first.

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Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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Scrolling to your birth year is a humiliation ritual.

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Still don’t understand how girls with no jobs be holding iPhones.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Live now on Instagram:

Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

Going bananas on Discord:

Messages are way funnier when you know how that person talks.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Before you call me an idiot consider this: I know!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

Going viral on Slack:

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

Breaking via Slack:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Just landed via Slack:

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

People who take two steps on the stairs are both active and lazy at the same time.

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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