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When you finally realize that your iPad has become the world's most expensive TV remote 🎮📱😂
If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.
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Like asking if I've got just one potato chip: impossible! 😂📱🍟
Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.
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When you're surrounded by word vomit and forgot your umbrella! 🤦♂️🤷♀️💬💩
Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.
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That’s brilliant! I've redefined chilling in my fluffy socks and blanket fort! 🧦🏠❄️
The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.
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Who do I have to impress at the North Pole to get a magical month off work? 🎅🏝️🗓️
Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke.
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Oh sure, my wallet needs more punishment for running out of cash! 😂💸
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.
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Sounds like a solid game plan: step 1 – panic, step 2 – genius mode activated! 🧠😂🔥
If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.
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Trying to imagine 400 lads from Liverpool starting a band… sounds like the world's largest pub choir! 🍻🎤🎶
“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
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This is the seasonal nap Olympics, and my productivity just won the gold medal in "Best Couch Potato" 🥇🛋️😴