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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

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Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”