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Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.