Wordgag ツ

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.