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You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.
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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.
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German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”.
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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.
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