We need a word for a type of person who spends all their time working to live in a city so they can be near cool things, but they don’t actually like going out. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post-skip class depression? Like, damn, I should’ve just gone. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I was about to stop overthinking, then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? Posted onMay 19, 2026
Being an adult is spending every day looking at a pill bottle, wondering, “Did I take this already?” Posted onMay 19, 2026
Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Asking him what his favorite dinosaur is on the first date to determine compatibility. Posted onMay 19, 2026
I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave. Posted onMay 19, 2026
The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Babe, are you OK? It’s already Q4, and you’ve barely touched your “2025 roadmap.” Posted onMay 19, 2026