Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around. Commentary:"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi 😇👀" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Patience and forbearance are those qualities you develop when there are too many witnesses. The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long. Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes. The worst part of all-you-can-eat buffets are all the witnesses. I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.