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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.