Roses are red. Daisies are white. Iโ€™m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Commentary:
"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! ๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒผ #underweartroubles"