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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My…

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My…

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"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daisy, feelings, grumpy, humor, mood, poetry, red, roses, roses are red, tight, too, underwear, white on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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