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"Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

63 shares on Facebook this month:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

59 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

23 shares on TikTok this month:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

43 shares on Telegram this month:

I forgot how weird November is. There’s no afternoon; it’s just night after 3 p.m.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

I should’ve gotten my affairs in order before I decided to bite into this hot pepper.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

Making waves on Messenger:

The heart wants what it wants, but it’s not the only organ that has a vote.

Just landed via Threads:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Spotted on X:

In 2007, if you wore a long-sleeve T-shirt under a regular T-shirt, it meant that you liked music.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m pretty sure emojis were invented so introverts don’t have to say anything to anyone.

Spotted on Threads:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

Going viral on Discord:

The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline.

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

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