Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

Going to work has backfired on me so many times.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

Everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

My ducks are not even remotely in a row. My ducks are in places no duck has ever gone before.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

For whom the doom scrolls!