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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

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I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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Don’t give up, we must remain silly.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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Euthanizing my Tamagotchi.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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Think like a crazy person, and then you’ll understand.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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