Scrolling should count as cardio. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Burning calories one scroll at a time! 🏋️♀️📱😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Does running away from my problems count as cardio? Why count sheep when I can count my troubles? Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Getting out of bed should count as resistance training. If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.