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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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