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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my…

Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brain, bump, communication, humor, humor quote, i, impulsiveness, mouth, self-awareness, sometimes, speech, speed, wish, wit on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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