Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth. Commentary:"With my track record, I'd need a whole traffic management system 🤯🛑🚗💬" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it. Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet. Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me. Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.