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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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Type of hangover that makes you understand why normies spend $25 for a poor soul to bike a bagel to them.

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That annoying moment when you’re texting someone and autocorrect decides to join the conversation.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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I’ve never wrestled an angry alligator, but I have taken off a wet sports bra in the middle of summer. So, same thing.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

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Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

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Girl to girl: Please have at least two boyfriends.

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I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

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Thinking of you while I’m chopping onions.

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The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

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The female rage of having so much to say but refusing to say it, cause their emotional intelligence is too low for them to comprehend it.

86 shares on Telegram this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

85 shares on Threads this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

77 shares on Messenger this month:

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

24 shares on Threads this month:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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I didn’t get the part of the brain that lets you relax, just the one that overthinks.

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The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

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Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

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Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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Fleetwood Mac said that I could go my own way, your honor.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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The feminine urge to open a coffee shop that’s also a library, a bakery, and a flower shop.

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Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

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Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.

Just landed via Discord:

People text you when you look good in photos.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

Live now on Telegram:

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Just walked by an empath and his head exploded.

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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