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I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

63 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

43 shares on Discord this month:

We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

12 shares on X this month:

Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Food gives you energy to nap more.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Making waves on Instagram:

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

Live now on Snapchat:

I wish I had a friend like me.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

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Commenting “Obviously AI” on pictures of happy couples.

Just landed via Slack:

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Dear women, when you’re not around we load the dishwasher properly.

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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