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The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Ah, yes, the art of finding a bench in a museum – truly a masterpiece within a masterpiece! ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐Ÿช‘ Who knew that sitting down could enhance one's appreciation of fine art? Perhaps the true masterpiece is the bench itself, offering tired museum-goers a moment of respite in the midst of cultural contemplation. ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿคฃ



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