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"Self-checkout: where you're both the customer AND the employee 🤪💸 Who knew scanning a can of beans could be so challenging, right? 😂 #CashierProblems"

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

Getting a wife is very powerful, because you get a personal psychic that will tell you things like, “Your keys are in the gray pants in the hamper,” and “He will ultimately betray you.”

My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

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