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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman on Sep 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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