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Y’all shivering in this cold cause them Shein jackets made outta paper towels.

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You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

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We got the Christmas tree yesterday, and now my wife knows that I was the chief architect working on the leaning tower of Pisa.

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Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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Facebook is like a never-ending high school reunion.